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oh-teen-posts iamlord-disick
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a-dark-spn-life justa-reject
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Anonymous said: how many guys have you been sexual with?
I replied:

lol probably like 2 or 3.  it depends on what you mean by “been sexual”

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Confessions III
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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
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ilikeubuturcrazy cannibalisticpear
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notsoplainbutinsanejane rmedanl222
Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored or deleted.

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Anonymous said: You know there's probably a good bunch of people that would love to fuck you silly. Just get it on already :p
I replied:

Well if there is then I don’t know of any.

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Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog
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your sheep looks concerned
ilovepugs rmedanl222